Tacky kitchens seem to be a thing- although they don’t have this intention, house owners are just trying to make their kitchens look fancy and trendy, but they end up being kitsch.
One thing to consider should probably be whether the trends they want to adopt fit the style of the rest of the house, while they also need to keep in mind that they should by no means mix all the trends together. This is bound to end up badly!
Below, we have compiled the 40 most tacky kitchens and it’s up to you to decide how far you want to go with your next kitchen reno!
1. Fluorescent Lights
Let’s admit it, there’s nothing more irritating than the blinding lights that make you feel as if you’re at the mall, when you just want to relax and make your family some yummy dinner!
2. Kitchen Desks
Seriously, why would anyone want to have a desk in their kitchen? It doesn’t look like the best spot to get work done, rather there are too many distractions around- in the shape of chocolate!
3. Short Backsplash
Okay, you save some money and, agreed, it’s easer to hide, but since it’s not really useful or elegant why put it up anyway?
4. White Appliances
White appliances are just not right! They tend to stain easily and you’ll end up cleaning them all day unless you want them to get really ugly after a year or two. Just go with darker colors instead!
5. Tiles
Shall we agree on this: tiles are for walls not for your counter, okay? They don’t look good and they are not practical either!
6. Labels And Signs
If you can see an oven or stovetop around you, then you’re likely in the kitchen. So, please make sure you avoid unnecessary labels and signs that are too obvious!
7. Too Colorful
Some colorful touches are pleasant to the eye, but let’s not overdo it.
8. Distressed Cabinets
Agreed, distressed kitchen cabinets look old-fashioned and can fit your vintage style, but you need to make sure the rest of the house plays along with this, otherwise it can look really tacky and pretentious.
9. Anything Plastic
From dishes to cutlery and cups, why would you have plastic in your kitchen? They’re not even cheaper than the real deal in the long run.
10. Open Shelves
Open shelves are a pain to clean- imagine dusting them every day- while they also make your kitchen look cluttered! Better avoid them.
11. Lace
Lace tablecloths are old-fashioned. And, trust me, not in a good way. They’ll just make your kitchen look outdated and not fancy at all.
12. Fake Fruit
Fake fruit might be easier to maintain, but they give a cheaper touch to your kitchen table, so not a good idea.
13. Speckled Counter
Well, it may have once been original and unique, but nowadays it can be literally found in every house. Don’t you think it’s time for a change?
14. Wooden Cabinets
And by that we mean those dated cabinets that your mom used to love in the 80s. Isn’t it time we moved forward?
15. Beer Can Display
Well, if your alcohol collection includes various wines, spirits and unique bottles, then by all means, go ahead and display them. But, beer cans?
16. Marble
Marble counters don’t look as good as we think. They rather make your kitchen look like a museum- nobody wants that!
17. Pot Rack
Well, let us just say this: pot racks are for professional kitchens and are not to be found in our homes- especially not in modern, dollhouse-like, city apartments!
18. Dizzying Chevron Tiles
Just, no! Not only are they distracting, but they also mess with your brain and can make you dizzy if you keep looking at them for long.
19. Mason Jars
A few years ago, masin jars were fancy and trendy, but today they’re quite basic, really.
20. Microwave
Microwave over stovetop? Doesn’t sound like a really good idea. Also, are microwave ovens still in fashion?
21. Chandeliers
Let’s put it this way: there’s no room for a chandelier in the kitchen- even less so for more than one!
22. Plants
Plants in the kitchen? Why not just stick to herbs you’ll be using in your cooking?
23. Too Much Steel
Stainless steel is good, but too much of it will make your kitchen look like a scene drawn from a sci-fi movie!
24. Uncomfortable Chairs
The dining table should be where you enjoy your food. If the chairs are uncomfortable, then the whole experience is ruined!
25. Lino
Linoleum floor will definitely make your kitchen look cheap and old-fashioned. You don’t want that!
26. Open Concept
Open kitchens might look good but they’re far less than practical. Imagine frying fish in there- do you want your entire house to smell like fried fish?
27. Any Kind Of Window Valances
Do you think what we think? That they’re terrible? Right, we’re on the same page!
28. Doilies
Try replacing them with nice coasters or trivets instead! Doilies are so out of fashion- still, you can keep them in a drawer if they remind you of your granny!
29. Brass Cabinet Handles
Nothing original about them, they’ve been used a lot, time to level up your kitchen game!
30. Sophisticated?
Thought travertine tile would make your kitchen look more sophisticated and stylish? Well, actually it’s kind of dated.
31. Barn Door
Unlike what you might expect, barn doors in the kitchen kind of look out-of-place and kitsch.
32. Subway Tiles
According to designers, a large piece of marble or metal is much preferable and easier to clean than those tiles.
33. Lighting
Experts agree that adding many different light fixtures oven your counter or around the kitchen can be overwhelming.
34. Kitchen Posters
Any graphic sign, cooking- or wine-related posters are generally considered tacky by designers.
35. Mismatched Cabinets
Designers seem to find extra tacky any cabinets that don’t come in the same size! It makes sense!
36. Brushed Metal No More
Try replacing brushed metal with shiny, warm metal instead, your kitchen will look much nicer.
37. Brown Granite Countertop
Don’t you think brown granite is a little dated? Why not opt for something that will look less heavy and busy?
38. New Hardware
Sure, renewing your kitchen by replacing the hardware sounds tempting, but try to avoid oversized handles that look odd in your kitchen.
39. Detailed Cabinets
Adding ornate cabinets to your kitchen will most likely make it look dated- who would like that?
40. Cherry Wood
Cherry cabinets don’t look as elegant and sleek as a more subtle wood tone.
Now that you know all the above, you can start thinking about a kitchen reno, can’t you?!
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