As a woman, it’s empowering to see an increasing number of strong, independent women who are able to pursue their dreams, stand up for themselves, and of course not to be reliant on men.
History has not been so kind to women since society and sadly, other women believe that this is a “man’s world”. This is evident in these vintage ads that were rampantly displayed everywhere starting from around the 1920s until a little over the ’70s.
Sure, there are still some ads nowadays that objectify women but it’s nothing compared to these downright offensive ads. Not only are they offensive to women, but they’re also absurdly offensive to other races and sometimes openly promoting violence.
Thankfully, we’ve come a long way since then and while some of these ads may seem humorous – they are all still ridiculously offensive.
Indelicate women are the worst. Society simply won’t stand for them! Luckily, there is a very easy way for a woman to restore her wholesomeness. She just has to use a little Amolin deodorant.
The casual attitude that used to exist towards smoking is pretty gross. When you go with Marlboro, there is no such thing as feeling over-smoked, this ad claims. Making matters worse is the fact it is encouraging smoking with a baby around.
Some ads are just on whole other level of offensiveness. This one might win the contest. We can’t believe this ad actually happened and was deemed acceptable to print.
It’s crucial that you learn the right way to use a telephone. Hold the receiver close to your ear, say hello, and remember, never let anyone talk on, and on, and on. If they do, you must say “I’m sorry, but I have to stop now. Thank you for calling.”
While yes, this recruitment ad is definitely offensive, at least it’s not from our current era. Let’s all take a moment to consider ourselves lucky that we live in a country and time period where there are no major world wars going on.
Skinny wimps listen up. What really makes a real man? Muscles. Muscles, and violence, of course. Start working out now and before you know it, you too can be the hero of the beach.
“As long as you’re up, you might as well fetch me a whiskey, dear”. Let’s see…how about….. no. Yeah, we’re going to go with no.
Honestly, we’re not entirely sure what is going on in this advertisement. However, one thing we can guarantee is that whatever it is, it is definitely super offensive. There is no arguing that.
This ad is so bad, it’s hard to even make a joke about it. While at first glance, it appears as though they are selling rugs, what is actually on display here are the man’s slacks. Apparently, Mr. Leggs is actually a brand of pants.
According to this ad, it is not the woman who suffers the most from menstrual cramps, but actually the husband. While he doesn’t have blood and tissue literally evacuating from his vagina every month, he does have to deal with his wife’s change in attitude. Oh, the horror!
11. Built like our products
This construction equipment advertisement literally shows zero actual equipment. They decided a better strategy was to compare their products to a woman’s body instead. “Heavy where she has to take the strain,” it reads.
This woman is so sick of her messy hair that she is ready to kill herself over it. Luckily, Charles Antell shampoo is here to save the day. Shampoo saves lives.
Big decisions like what to do about the Vietnam war are better left up to the man of the house. But Don’t worry women, you will still get some say on the decision about what furniture to buy. That’s real justice.
This woman’s gaposis is ruining her date. In case you don’t know what gaposis is,
dictionary.com defines it as “a
noticeable gap or
series of gaps
between the fastened buttons or
snaps on an
overly tight garment.”
Never ask a woman about sports. They don’t have knowledge of that. Women are beautiful exquisite creatures that only know about girl things… you know, things like cooking and sewing, and looking in mirrors.
Brush your teeth or your man will leave you, warns this advertisement. While, we actually kind of agree that no one likes morning breath, and brushing teeth is important, the ad itself is probably a little over the top.
There is nothing more fun than beating your wife (at bowling, of course). While as far as we can tell, the ad is not encouraging to actually beat anybody up, we still can’t believe anyone ever thought this was an acceptable topic to joke about.
Bottles can be tough to open sometimes. However, don’t worry. This new ketchup bottle was designed so that now anyone can open it, even a woman! Imagine that…
Want to make your wife happy? Buy her a vacuum for Christmas. She will love you forever. Just make sure you get a Hoover though. Other vacuums just don’t have the same love instilling effect.
Forget everything you know about glamour, ladies. Men are funny, and really the number one thing you can do to assure you get that guy you’ve been dreaming about is to buy some Colgate Dental Cream.
This Coca Cola brain tonic stuff sounds great. Good for headaches, relieves mental and physical exhaustion… You have to wonder if this ad was made before or after Coca Cola removed the actual cocaine from their recipe. We’re guessing before.
Honestly, just the fact that the ad is trying to appeal to females by referring to a woman as “honey” is a little offensive and demeaning right off the bat. Not to mention how it refers to big hips on a woman as a potential problem.
When going on a cross country trip, always fly Delta. The good looking female flight attendants are at your service and will make your traveling experience a pleasure. It’s the best thing that has ever happened to air travel.
Take your creepiness to the next level and learn how to hypnotize women. “Want the thrill of impending your will over someone?” Don’t worry, this book has got you covered!
Hey there, chubbettes. If your young lass under the age of 18 is looking a little plump, we have the perfect product for you. Buy this slimmer and transform that chubby lass into a lady of class.
Wait, what is the product being advertised again? That’s right. Projection equipment. Focus on the projection equipment. There’s nothing else to see here.
Buying bad coffee is a punishable offense. You should always be “store-testing” for better coffee. Failure to do so will result in getting beaten.
It’s great that even way back when this ad was created Parker was already thinking about gender equality. Parker’s girl-size pens write just as good as the man-size ones, and they are small enough that even the tiniest of paws can handle them, no problem.
What’s better than going out? Pizza in a box! When you need to feed a group of boys, or want to have a date night with your special someone, there is nothing better than Chef Boy-Ar-Dee pizza.
Men of action need pants that are up to the task. Normal pants just aren’t going to cut it. The best part about action pants is the extra large snack sack. Every man needs a pair of pants with a snack sack.
She had all these great wifely qualities, but her hygiene… oh her hygiene. If only she had used Lysol down there, she could have scored 100% on the wife rating scale. At least she’s cheerful though, and never nagged or moped.
This is what every woman really wants — to be treated like a cigar. The ad also says that cigar smoking keeps a person young. We find that hard to believe.
Internal cleanliness is so important. In fact, “failure to practice hygiene often results in needless tragedies”… tragedies such as loss of social invitations, and in chronic cases, even broken homes!
“Edna’s case was a really pathetic one. Like every woman, her primary ambition was to marry.” Being a bridesmaid and not a bride is pathetic? Wow. We learn something new every day.
If you wear Van Heusen ties you will be treated like a king. Your wife will live to serve you and be incredibly happy about it at the same time. After all, it’s a man’s world!
Want to know the secret to aging better? If you rub Palmolive on your skin, your skin will stay looking young forever. Don’t be a fool and let yourself get “middle-age skin”!
There is nothing worse than burning the food while cooking. Luckily, this housewife has a very understanding husband. This husband knows what’s really important — the beer.
The cigarette diet is the best diet. Simply light up a toasted Lucky Strike and smoke your way to a better figure. The more you smoke, the skinnier you get.
39. The racist soap company
Pears’ soap really has got these racist ads down to a science. If you got a bunch of marketers in a room, and asked the question, “What is the most racist and offensive advertisement we could possibly print?”, something like this would probably be the result.
“Give your boy the thrill he always wanted!” Get him a rifle. The younger the better. There is nothing that says family fun quite like a Winchester 22.
This is great advice. Think of the flight attendant as your mother. Remember, it’s not weird at all. In fact, it’s the American Way!
“Keep her where she belongs…” There are a lot of potential ways to finish this sentence, none of them good. Oh, and buy some shoes!
This ad gives great parenting advice. Encourage your kids to watch more television. TV is great for the growing mind and can even help them to get better marks in school. You should let your kids watch as much of it as they want.
Marriage problems? The most likely cause of all marital distress is a lack of feminine hygiene. Women all need to go out and buy a big ol’ bottle of Lysol. Lysol cures basically everything.
There is so much wrong with this ad. For starters, how about the age of the girl they are displaying here? Sexualizing children is not okay.
Are you skinny as a twig and want to gain more sex appeal? No problem. Just consume ironized yeast. It will allow you to put on “10 to 25 pounds of solid flesh” in just a few weeks.
It turns out, losing weight has nothing to do with counting calories or exercise. Nope. The real secret is consuming lifesavers. “The latest dietetic findings show that sugar is the best ‘fire’ to burn away the body fats”, the ad explains.
This ad shows a blatant and sickening disregard for the health of unborn babies. It is shocking to think that people used to be so oblivious to how harmful smoking while pregnant is.
The stomach is a way to a man’s heart right? Nothing locks down a good man quite like a plate of donuts. Don’t forget to bring along your ball and chain so you can officially make him yours.
It’s pretty self-explanatory what’s wrong with this ad. A weird guy trying to get a woman drunk so he can take advantage of her? Yeah, not okay buddy.
51. Men are better than women
A perfect example of how women are expected to just stay indoors and wait for their husbands all day.
52. Is this even a question?
I mean, how is this even up for debate during those times? The ad is weirdly about postage meters but if you read the whole ad, it also presents women as doing nothing but gossiping all day.
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As a woman, it’s empowering to see an increasing number of strong, independent women who are able to pursue their dreams, stand up for themselves, and of course not to be reliant on men.
History has not been so kind to women since society and sadly, other women believe that this is a “man’s world”. This is evident in these vintage ads that were rampantly displayed everywhere starting from around the 1920s until a little over the ’70s.
Sure, there are still some ads nowadays that objectify women but it’s nothing compared to these downright offensive ads. Not only are they offensive to women, but they’re also absurdly offensive to other races and sometimes openly promoting violence.
Thankfully, we’ve come a long way since then and while some of these ads may seem humorous – they are all still ridiculously offensive.
