“I thought it was pretty funny, but it wasn’t until the thief wrote a response that I had to take a picture.”

@DanimalHouse:

“Somebody in my apartment complex posted this at our mailboxes”

@ekoorb12:

“My sister and her husband live in a small town, they came home to this note on their door.”

@PoopThoughts3:

“When you receive a complaint from your neighbors, it’s important that you do your best to resolve it.”

@PrincessAlterEgo:

“My neighbor got his reindeer decorations stolen so they put out grinch ones instead.”

“When & Where, Apt 114. Literally anytime the owner isn’t home. It could last between 2-12 hours. The fun never f***ing stops!”

“Do you not understand how rubbish disposal works? Let me help you.”

“To whoever called the police on my lawn instead of talking to me like a good neighbor: YOUR MOVE.”

@CYBER_NOID:

“Saw this on a neighbors door coming home at midnight.”

“Every breath you take, every move you make, every bound you break, every step you take…is really audible through the floor.”

@sum33:

“My friend parked like a d-bag. The neighbor kids left him a message.”

@Obsidian_McKnight:

“Our neighbours very precisely only cleaned their part of the wall”

@plebmaster:

“My neighbour’s wifi name was bugging me for ages…”

“For the past couple of weeks, someone in the alley or the building next door to mine has started clapping every day at 8:30 a.m. Just clapping. For at least ten minutes at a time. It’s been driving me crazy, and apparently I’m not the only one.”

@SrgntPeppers:

“Our elderly neighbors have this sign posted on the bike path in their backyard.”

@xenygmax:

“An anonymous neighbor called code enforcement on a friend of mine for not cutting his grass. Here’s his response.”

@ham9294:

“Whenever a ball goes into my neighbors yard, he puts them in his tree so no one can get them back.”

“One of my neighbors, Mark, has a lemon tree and he always tells everyone to ‘Help themselves!’ However, last week, someone took the last lemon — which really upset Mark. A couple hours later, we noticed what looked like a peach on the lemon tree.”

@jagershotzz3

“Of course the dog is barking; you’re creepily standing by the front door of his house.”

@Unwiggly:

“From what I gathered the homeowner had cleaned the garage and had some garbage out for pickup one day early. Neighbor called city to complain. City stopped by and made homeowner put it back for a day. Cops showed up today and made homeowner edit the profanity out of the sign. Good times.”

“Two giant cherry tomato plants were kidnapped in the night. Lock up your veggies. This is not a joke!”

@dreampopper:

“My neighbor owed me $288.66 for my vet bills after his Great Dane attacked my Golden. This is how he paid me, one day before I was going to take him to small claims court.”

@azozel:

“Well, if he’s lucky maybe the owner of the dog will respond with a sign of his own. He’s turned his lawn into an extremely slow message board.”

“You’re music is annoying” and the retort, “Your grammar is more annoying.”

@seabass023:

“My neighbors complained that its too cold for my dog to be outside all day during the winter. I sent them this.”

“Just outside Spalding, Lincolnshire, UK. Map ref 52.804923, -“

@amberlamps87:

“My neighbor peels out daily, so I wrote him a nice poem!”

@saraham:

“Looks like my neighbours are getting a bit sick of the bin chute being blocked. This note was left in our lift.”

Or as they put it, “I won’t pay for stupid.”

@Chocobearkat:

“A friend got a tad tired of the neighbor parking in his spot. Note with diagram!”

@kalinkabeek:

“The HOA in my friend’s neighborhood recently threatened her neighbors with a fine if they didn’t hide their trash cans, even though they’ve been in the same spot for over a decade. This is their solution.”

@gojirra:

“The passive aggressiveness is real in my new apartment complex”

@Skardee:

“I have an electronic drum-kit in my apartment. I think one of my neighbours may know.”

@WheresHankins

“My passive aggressive message to my neighbor.”

@4knives:

“After being subjected to ridiculously loud sex noises morning, noon, and night for the last two weeks, I left this friendly reminder on my upstairs neighbor’s car today.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re real loud, here’s a list of things you do.”

@DrHuzaifa:

“Passive Aggression level: Angry Neighbor, or, What Happens When You Ignore Your Downstairs Neighbors Request to Pick Up Cigarette Butts That He Says Are Yours”

“I don’t know the back story here, but it seems like a better solution would have been to just, I don’t know, not park illegally?”

“To the person who stopped the washer in the middle of my wash cycle and took my clothes out just to wash yours… Yeah, you’re an ***hole! Unfortunately for you, so am I. You can find your wet clothes frozen outside in the snow. Any problems? Come see me in 301.”

@MsRoseyCrotch:

“Our new neighbors are bigots. Since regular aggression leads to assault charges, I went with passive aggression. 10,000 lights later:”

@sfnorris1:

“Trash Trompe-l’œil – neighbor anonymously reported us to the city because our trash cans were not behind a barrier. Now they are.”

@Ceedog48:

“My friend’s neighbor knows when to accept defeat.”

@jumpedthesnark:

“How my dad deals with his a**hole neighbor who checks with the city whenever anyone does any work on their property”

@eldowns:

“That’ll teach me to park in my neighbor’s parking spot…”

“In our apartment building, packages are left by the block of mailboxes, relatively near where your individual mailbox is. I’ve never had a problem, but apparently not everyone was so lucky…this sign was on every floor of the building.”

@sherrifearp

“My dad hates our neighbour so much that he’s installing one way mirrors facing his house.”

@bmorebirdz:

“I mowed my elderly neighbors lawn. The people on the left of her mowed a day after. I guess i didnt mow right to the property line. I officially hate these people now.”

@kristindawn:

“My neighbour’s kid is always playing in my yard and leaving his toys. When he left two broomsticks, I left this in his yard as a warning. And yes, it is still winter in Canada.”