Elf on the Shelf has become a fun annual tradition. The elf arrives on Thanksgiving night after the kids have gone to bed. When they wake up they’re instructed to find the elf.
Moms and dads have to rack their brains every single day until Christmas to find a new place or activity for the elf to be found or do.
Every day until the elf goes home with Santa on Christmas Eve. Some people come up with really adorable and hilarious things for the elf to do. Others… not so much. Other elves are downright naughty. But it takes all kinds, I guess…. right?
Here are 75 Hilarious Elf on the Shelf Ideas That Are Naughty and Nice:
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These elves are on a mission. A mission to have fun. And bring Christmas cheer!
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This elf likes to party. Real hard. Is he snorting a line with a $100 bill. Apparently, this elf is a baller too.
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Elves need exercise too. That’s why this elf is doing some yoga. He has to stretch it out.
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This poor elf is being held hostage. By the cat. The cat looks like he is showing no mercy. Someone save that elf.
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This naughty elf is pulling a nasty prank on people. It’s one thing to trick people into drinking pee. It’s another thing to make they pay for it.
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This little elf decided to play in the underwear drawer. He thought he was going to surprise everyone in the morning by decorating the tree with underwear. Instead, he ended up inside the underwear.
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These naughty little boys are taking a doodie in the sink. Except it’s not as gross as you think. They are magic so they poop chocolate.
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Spider-Elf, Spider-Elf. It’s your friendly neighborhood Spider-Elf. Hey there, there goes Spider-Elf.
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Now this is just painfully adorable. Those teeny tiny pancakes! And that little syrup bottle!
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10) Diarrhea, Cha Cha Cha
This elf ate a lot of beans. And they didn’t agree with him. He’s been in the john all night and it is not pretty.
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We have a special delivery. It’s an adorable elf. But when you realize he’s here to spy on you and rat you out to Santa, you might want to send him back to the North Pole.
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We have a murderous elf here. He’s having a little too much fun with that gingerbread man. That gingerbread man does not look like he’s having a good time.
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This is so freaking clever. It’s a an elf getting accupuncture. He’s into alternative medicine.
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This elf has been drinking all night. And now he has to tinkle. He’s tinkling martini.
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I think this elf is on to something. Laying in a piece of warm toast sounds amazing. I’m going to have to get on that.
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I can’t with this. This is too damn funny. Especially because the elf’s face is so much happier looking than that doll.
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How freaking cute is this? I just love this idea. Scroll through the photos and watch the candy canes grow.
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Oh, look! It’s an elf doing an impression of me during quarantine. I almost thought it was an actual photo for a minute.
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Remember kissing booths. This is just too cute. Little Noel wants a kiss.
The Abominable Snowman, a.k.a. Bumble, caught himself an elf. Now he’s going to have himself a roast elf dinner. With barbecue sauce.
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I wonder how long it took to come up with this Christmas themed Scrabble words. What a smart idea. And so so adorable!
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It’s supposed to look like that meme with the little girl and the house on fire. If you know, then you know. This elf is a psychopath.
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This little cutie is being silly. He’s prending to be a taco. A taco on Taco Tuesday.
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This little elf is saving the day. He’s saving the village from the mean old Godzilla.
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This elf was just waiting for someone to notice him. And they did once they reached for that box of cereal. He was pretending to be Tony the Tiger.
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I LOVE Christmas pickles. But this is just too damn funny. The elf wants to show you his Christmas pickle.
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That kid is in for a big surprise when she wakes up. He tried to turn her into a Christmas tree. Or Rudolph.
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We have an exchange going down here. An exchange of “goods.” Who knew Jack Skellington was a dealer?
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This little elf is going camping. He’s got himself a tent and sleeping bag. That tiny sleeping bag is so cuate.
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This is a cute and easy idea. All you need is a dry erase marker. This elf had lots of fun making funny faces on the kids’ picture.
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I can’t with the elf’s face. It’s just so much funnier in this context. I hope they’re pulled over.
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32) Jingle Bells Your Bum Smells
Poop puns! This one has poop puns! I cherish them all.
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We have a pervert elf here. He’s a flasher. Someone call the cops.
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Again, this elf is on to something. Taking a ride in a slinky sounds like a lot of fun. This elf looks like he’s having a blast.
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Uh, oh! This elf is under arrest. And in BIG trouble.
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It’s a fun place for the elf to hide. But I don’t know about this one. He looks kind of creepy.
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Elf is ballin’. He’s living large at the strip club. But he’s saving enough for a lap dance.
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Our elf is in trouble again. I don’t know what he said to Superman. But he sure did piss Superman off.
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This elf must be really good at poker. That Barbie is losing really bad. At least she has her bottoms left.
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This elf had an accident. He pea’d himsELF. Get it?
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This elf is giving out free mustache rides. Look at that creepy tiny bed in the background. And that fancy bedspread.
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This elf is taking an adorable selfie. But he’s using a filter. Now he looks like a puppy elf.
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Here we have the elf enjoying a post sex cigarette. Along with his lovely lady. His lovely topless lady.
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This elf got himself into a little pickle. More like a roll. Then he took a tumble down the stairs.
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This is what happens when you mess with an elf. And his skeleton buddy. Things are not about to end well for this snowman.
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Yet another impression of me during quarantine. I feel personally attacked. This elf knows me.
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This elf thinks that he’s the Sexiest Elf Alive. Do you think he deserves the cover of
People? I think so!
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I’m gonna pee my pants. This is hilarious. Simple and hilarious.
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There are 23 sleeps until Christmas! This elf is counting down. In the meantime, he’s cooking some breakfast.
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I think this elf is confused. He thought that toothbrush was a butt brush. Hopefully, someone will see that sign before they brush their teeth!
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There is only one rule, and one rule only, when it comes to playing in the snow. NEVER eat the yellow snow. It’s more than just snow.
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This elf likes to play hide and seek. Can you guess which cup Sprinkles is hiding in? That elf is under there somewhere.
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This elf is elfing himself. He’s elfing off to another elf. I wonder if he elfed yet.
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Stahhhhpppp! So cute. It’s a “gingerbread house.” Get it?
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55) Peppermint Stick in a Box
You remember the SNL skit! Peppermint stick in a box. It’s a gift real special.
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This elf is having a poop. And reading the paper. He’s got the Febreze and toilet paper already.
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This is why you shouldn’t drink and drive. This elf is on a killing spree. He doesn’t seem concerned either.
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This elf has a hot date. They decided to go to the Baking Soda cafe. It’s a very exclusive place.
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This elf isn’t messing around. He’s packing heat. And he does NOT own a belt.
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Apparently, this elf and the Queen are tight. I guess they just roll around in guns and money when they hang out. Interesting…
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You’ve heard of a glory hole. Well, this is a Christmas hole. You just suck on random pieces of candy cane that stick themselves through the hole.
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These two have a Netflix and chill date. Looks like things are about to get handsy with the popcorn all the way over there. That movie is not getting watched.
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Can you freaking imagine waking up to this? And having to pee really bad. I would end up peeing on that paper.
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This elf is trying to a make a few bucks. That’s why he’s selling weed. He’s packing up $20 bags.
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This elf is straight out of quarantine. He got his Lysol and he’s ready. He’s not messing around with those disinfectant wipes.
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This elf has problems. It’s not really safe to have him in the house. Gonna have to keep an eye on that one.
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I’ve heard of snow angels. But never sprinkle angels. I would mind getting to make sprinkle angels.
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This elf is going to wake up next to a horse’s chopped off head. That’s a lot of blood. It’s a reference from
The Godfather.
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This crew is having an office party. They’re doing the YMCA. It’s fun to stay at the…
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Nope, this elf isn’t writing to Santa. He’s writing to his ex-girlfriend. That bitch Barbie.
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This elf got himself involved in a wrestling match. And it doesn’t look like he’s winning. In fact, it looks like he’s losing.
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The bitch is back. And he wants everyone to know. Fuckers!
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This elf is rolling on through. He’s got his cart and he’s heading for those cups. Nothing is going to stop him.
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Caleb wants a baby sister. And this elf is going to make that happen. He’s cutting up all the condoms.
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This elf has fallen on tough times. And he’s drowning himself in drink. Well, drink(s).
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