Whoops! That didn’t work out so well.

And while it certainly doesn’t help to hold the pan like that, we’re thinking this can be saved with some Star Wars figurines and a Santa hat.

Or just work with melted Frosty and remind the kiddies that life is all about disappointment and the things you love eventually melting away. Kids love that.

O Poopmas tree, o Poopmas tree How lovely are thy branches

Huh, doesn’t seem as festive. Not sure why.

So are we really going with the fecal decor for Christmas in this mall? Is there any other way to interpret this?

At least it gave people a holiday laugh. But as a tree, it’s a big, stinky, mysteriously sparkly fail.

Well apparently Allison’s sock came from her husband’s parents so that says a lot. It could be that she disappointed them or her in-laws are Mr. and Mrs. Scrooge so… a ba-humbug to you!

Ok, even if reindeer can’t really fly, they’re at least strong enough to pull a sleigh. Bunnies? Not so much.

Did Lindt think no one would notice, or were reindeer just too hard to make?

At least you can save the leftovers for Easter and no one will be the wiser.

Yep, nailed it!

There’s nothing that says “Happy Holidays!” like a festive front door bloodbath.

Think of the stories you can tell the neighborhood children about what happened and why they need to be good all year.

So those AREN’T butts?

Ok, maybe it’s the angle. Or the lighting.

Or maybe you bought reindeer that look like people bending over pantsless.

Gotta give them A fort effort. It was so cute but for some reason, the poor gingerbread house collapsed. Maybe Santa landed on the roof and had one too many cookies?

Holiday baking fails are the best – at least when they’re not your own.

This one’s pretty impressive because everything is utterly unidentifiable. Like, it’s not even a melted-looking gingerbread man. It’s just a blob.

Merry Blobmas! We hope they at least tasted good!

Ok, so maybe that’s baby Jesus? But then who’s that behind him looking all creepy?

And we just have one question for the designers of this “precious” ornament. Did you mean for it to look like a thumb?

We’re not feelin’ the Christmas spirit here.

Did grandma buy these at that “bookstore” near the truckstop?

We’re just going to back away from the rude jokes and leave you to make your own.

All we’ll say is that those are some awfully big “candles.”

Times are tough. Maybe Santa couldn’t afford the reindeer this year.

And sometimes you just can’t find good help and have to do it all yourself.

Or maybe this is just one heck of a weird ornament.

Just in case you aren’t flexible enough to see Santa adorning your rear end, he’ll be there every time you sit down – staring at you. And he’ll probably be wondering why you’re wearing pictures of him on your butt.

Where on the naughty list do you even end up for that?

When you’re done with the judgment though, you can just stand up. And then he’ll be a weird upside-down knee Santa.

Who the heck designed these? Drunk elves?

What? And WHY?

Do these things pass through any kind of focus group?

Do we really need to say that you shouldn’t wait until Christmas to open in case of an emergency?

Apparently, these have been around for a long time and many a commenter remembered seeing one at their grandparents’ house.

But that makes them 0% less creepy.

Seriously, who was the model for this angel?

Someone was a little too happy with the eggnog. It’s not like people would mistake it for any other holiday or event but still. They could have at least made it green and red.

So, not only do you misspell the word (and we get how it happens, they were likely made in a non-English-speaking country), but they make it all the way to production AND shipping!

And then people display them on the salesroom floor?

People – it’s not a hard word to spell.

We’re not sure who designed them or who hung them up and thought “yep, job well done, doesn’t look like panties at all,” but we have some questions for them.

We’re sure many people passed under the charming holiday underwear and were none the wiser.

The problem is that once you see it, you can’t unsee it.

Well, there’s only one thing to do when your holiday Pinterest fail turns out like this.

Make up a story about Frosty’s evil brother, Shnosty.

A really clever parent would include something about children having to be really good or else risk having their presents stolen by Shnosty.

See, blackmail can be festive!

There’s not much to say here other than maybe you should put your giant Christmas orgy somewhere more private.

There are ways to decorate palm trees with lights so they don’t look quite so…phallic.

It’s just that people choose not to.

Enjoy explaining the display to your kids!

There’s no rule that says a fail can’t also be funny and clever.

It’s just that we’ll also be seeing this surgical glove tree in our nightmares, beckoning us closer until it either strangles us or performs some sort of invasive exam.

Good thing this was taken 7 years ago or else people would be mad about the misuse of PPE.

We don’t think it takes a dirty mind to see what’s wrong with this.

These snowmen could have been positioned in plenty of other ways that didn’t make it look so…risque.

We do realize snowmom and snowbaby are using snowdad as a sled…but did no one stand back and think “that’s not what I see here” before this went into production?

We get it. At night, Santa moves and it looks like he’s putting down a gift.

Alas, in the daytime, it does not look like that.

Luckily, most kids won’t see it like adults do.

Aren’t bears supposed to be cuddly and sweet looking? These bears that were set up in a mall look like they are trying to stare into the depths of your soul.

First of all, whoever made this wrapping paper needed to introduce some strategic spacing between words.

But our real question is: did a teenager wrap this or did someone only realize what they did after they taped it all up?

Granted, for many, this would be a holiday win.

And Santa? Well, he’s an old man so requests for toys and gadgets may be getting to him. And besides, an example needs to be made of today’s spoiled kids.

Okay, so she didn’t exactly overindulge so much as accidentally buy a child’s size sweater.

Or maybe the real fail was assuming this came in an adult size at all.

Looks like someone will be going topless at the ugly sweater party.

It’s a big gift and there’s no time to go to the store to get more wrappers. This is the next best thing, right? You’d do this, too, right?

Maybe she forgot her glasses or she was in a hurry when she bought the sweater. Maybe she saw the reindeer and thought, ‘good enough.’ Or maybe she did recognize what the three reindeer were doing and decided to play a prank on her family. My bet is on the last one!

Imagine renting a flat in Europe during the winter season. You’re so ready to go out and explore the city when you walk to the door and this is what you see. Yes, plans are canceled for the day. You better have lots of food inside!

All she wanted was to surprise her friend with a cute Christmas photo of her dog. Apparently, her dog had other plans.

Their gifts have been stuck at the post office distribution center for two weeks now. So naturally, they’re getting a cow for the meantime.

Whoever gave these markers as a gift may have just become the newest member of Santa’s naughty list. Yes, they can’t get the markers off.

Six months ago, she told her mom, ‘bees are lovely aren’t they?’ At Christmas, she got this bee-loved package.

This must be what the Zuck experiences every Christmas. That’s also probably one of the reason he wears the same clothes every day!

It was aged in a whiskey barrel so it’s easy to make that mistake. No wonder this whisky is very dark and salty.

Did you make plans for today? Yeah, they’re not happening. Just sit back, and relax before you break your back shoveling all that out.

Their son wanted a magnifying glass for Christmas, which was an unusual gift. That is until they found out what the sons wanted to do with it. Thankfully, they were able to put out the fire and it didn’t reach the neighbor’s yard. That’s definitely a Christmas they won’t forget!

I mean, come on, you’re going to spend money and you have the right to expect to get what you saw. The reality Santa looks like the one from another universe.

They nailed it! They just nailed the Gingerbread House Earthquake edition. It’s still edible, right? Can you eat that?

He was supposed to go to work and he came out to this scene. Someone stole all the wheels. Happy holidays, my friend.

He was so proud to have paid two-day FedEx shipping for his wife’s Christmas gift. The package is now in California. He lives in the East Coast.

He proudly bought his wife Marc Jacobs perfume for Christmas. It ended up in the toilet as an air freshener. The perfume smells like daisies so maybe that’s why she made that choice.

He went away for Christmas and when he came back, surprise! The birds had a gift for him.

It’s a bad thing wrapped in a festive package. Of course it’s an honest mistake but really? Didn’t anyone else see this?

There’s no need for eyes. Reindeer can see in the dark apparently.

Imposter! That’s Falo, Olaf’s evil twin!

Can you guess what’s inside? You’ll never be able to guess it!

Where could the running man be? This is such a hard challenge. Wish all advent calendars were like this!

It’s true! He’s been a good dog all year. He looks a lot so much like a cat though.

Maybe they hid Christmas from the baby for a year. ‘Nope, your first Christmas will be at 18 months! Until then, you are hiding.’