50 times a man’s ego was too big for his own good

According to all the stereotypes, men are supposed to be naturally good at repairs, construction, and moving furniture. However, the reality isn’t always that simple. They may try, but that doesn’t always mean they’ll get it done right – or safely.

In fact, safety seems to be the last thing on some minds.

Here are 50 times a man decided he was capable of anything and went a little too far in the process.

#1 Nope

That is not even remotely stable. He is aware that doors swing, right? There’s living on the edge, and then there’s this.

#2 Red spray paint

He needed to spray paint something. It should have been a simple job. Unfortunately, the nozzle was pointing in the wrong direction. And, yes, that’s red paint.

#3 Witchy

He clearly wanted the perfect photo, and he managed to get it. However, we have to wonder if it was really worth the risk.

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#4 Teamwork

What is better than one man who is sure he can get anything done without a ladder? Two men with no ladder. Yikes.

#5 Fail

Getting the car in the garage with only the press of a button seemed like the best idea ever. However, all it took was someone pressing the button at the wrong time just once to result in this.

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vertigo1084 via Reddit

#6 Just no

They wanted to have lunch in the shade, so they made themselves some shade. This was not approved by and safety organization ever.

#7 Not a good idea

We do not know how they came up with this idea. We’re not even sure we want to know. As for how it turned out, we can only assume that it went badly.

#8 Not the best idea

There is pushing your limits, and then there is just plain pushing limits. Something is going to go wrong.

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#9 Flammable

Smoking on the job is bad enough usually. He takes it to a whole new level of danger.

#10 Life or death

Summer can suck when the air conditioner is broken. However, it’s probably not worth risking your life over it.

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Nightlordz via Imgur

#11 Innovative

This *might* be slightly safer than the other. Maybe. Possibly. Actually, probably not, but we have to admit it’s a creative way to get the hedges done.

#12 Cringe worthy

There are so many things that can go wrong in this one picture. How did he ever think this was a good idea?

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John Hackett via Flickr

#13 Fiery

Well, if it doesn’t set his jeans on fire, it might only heat up the tubing that the fuel is going through. There’s no way that could end badly…

#14 Updating the will

Clean windows are important. So are basic safety measures. Only one of those is happening here.

#15 What could go wrong?

It seemed like a good idea when they saw it on YouTube. Note: Not everything on YouTube should be tried.

#16 What?

Okay. We don’t actually know what is going on here. Whatever it is, this doesn’t seem like the best way to do it.

#17 Impending disaster

This is just plain dangerous. Even looking at it is enough to make most people too nervous to try it. Unfortunately, it didn’t seem to faze this guy.

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John Hackett via Flickr

#18 Bad idea

We understand that sometimes it takes some innovation to reach difficult areas. This is not innovation. This is insanity.

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susanPaul1 via Reddit

#19 “Hold my legs!”

Aren’t there safety harnesses and ladders for these types of situations? What are they thinking?

#20 Just cleaning the windows

He just needed to step outside for a moment to get the bird poo off the outside of the window. No worries. It’s not as if the window is more than twenty stories up.

Oh, wait. It’s exactly like that.

#21 More heights

There are methods for accessing the outside of buildings safely. This is not one of those methods.

#22 Another brave soul

Here we have another man with a little too much bravery. At least he doesn’t have as far to fall.

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John Hackett via Flickr

#23 How?

Well, it seems to be almost tall enough for whatever he is doing. So, there’s that.

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Bored Panda

#24 Safety bucket

This guy at least acknowledges the need for safety. How he applies that knowledge is another matter.

#25 That’ll do

What do you do if you need to work under a large boulder without getting crushed? Shove two sticks under it. That should work.

#26 Above it all

This is why women live longer than men. There may be no other reason.

#27 Weight limit

We wonder what the weight limit of an air conditioning unit is. We somehow doubt it’s intended to support a person.

#28 Walk the plank

It’s a nice job when everyone gets to stand around all day acting as a ballast. Well, it’s nice for everyone who isn’t the guy on the other end of the board.

#29 Spatial awareness

It’s important to have a clear workspace and plenty of room. This is why.

#30 Friends

Do you know what’s worse than making a bad decision on your own? Having someone there to make that same bad decision with you.

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#31 Precarious

How they have elaborately stacked everything together is impressive. However, risking your neck on it might be going too far.

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#32 It’s not just construction

There are other hazards in life beyond high heights. There are also relationship pitfalls to avoid.

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emitremmus27 via Reddit

#33 Getting under the truck

Sometimes, you need to lift a vehicle up to do some repairs. Usually, one would use a lift or a car jack.

#34 The medical bills

Yes, carrying the sofa down the stairs will probably take longer. However, those extra three minutes could help you avoid a trip to the hospital.

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#35 Um

Is that a ladder? How did they climb it?

#36 Not the proudest driver

To be fair, car accidents happen. Egos don’t even need to be involved.

#37 Death defying

There is something about working on windows that makes men everywhere forget the fear of death. We don’t know what it is, but it’s hard to deny.

#38 Going for a ride

Two on a motorbike isn’t that uncommon. However, this isn’t normally the way it’s done.

#39 Trust

When you’re working all day with the same people and equipment, you may begin to trust them. However, there are still some cases when you shouldn’t put all of your trust in them.

#40 Just why?

Was that really the best way to reach the skylight? We have to wonder.

#41 “Hold my beer!”

It’s always nice to have a friend who will help you move. Next time, find a friend who will help you rent a moving truck.

#42 Not recommended

Somehow, we do not think this was listed anywhere in the job safety manual. In fact, it might have been listed in the “never do this” section.

#43 The sweater

At least he will survive this. Probably. We have to admit it’s a pretty bad sweater.

#44 Holding on

It’s not the level of relaxation of guy at the top you should be looking at. It’s the amount of effort the guy at the bottom is putting in that should be concerning. That’s not going to hold much longer.