There are two types of dogs in this world: those who love water and taking baths, and those who act like you’ve just suggested the most outrageous crime by even mentioning the word “bathtime.”
If you’ve ever seen a dog that loves water, they practically throw themselves into any pool, lake, or puddle they can find.
But then, there are dogs who will do anything—anything—to keep themselves dry, as if water is their sworn enemy.
Some dogs will hide under furniture, flee the room, or give you the saddest puppy eyes as if they’re on trial for a crime they didn’t commit.
If your dog falls into that second group, you’ll definitely relate to Oakley, the star of a hilarious YouTube video.
His owner decided that it was bath time, but Oakley was not having it.
In fact, Oakley had plenty to say about the whole ordeal.
If you’ve ever imagined what your dog might be thinking when you drag them to the tub, this video will hit home.
Oakley, dripping wet and clearly unimpressed, took the opportunity to give his owner an earful, and the results are nothing short of comedy gold.
Most of us have to rely on body language to figure out that our dogs are not fans of baths.
The side-eye, the frantic attempts to escape, the pitiful whines—those are the usual cues.
But the creator behind the popular YouTube channel Talking Animals took it a step further, dubbing Oakley’s post-bath meltdown with a hilarious monologue.
In this video, we get a glimpse of what dogs might really be thinking after we force them into the tub.
Poor Oakley is soaking wet and absolutely furious, and he’s not going to keep quiet about it!
Some breeds, like Labradors, Golden Retrievers, and Portuguese Water Dogs, were born for the water.
These dogs see a body of water and run toward it like they’re on a mission.
Bathing them? No problem at all!
But then there’s Oakley. Oakley is definitely not one of those dogs.
So, when his owner dared to give him a good scrubbing, Oakley decided he would let his frustration be known—loud and clear.
With the camera rolling, Oakley jumps around the carpet, fur still wet, yelling at his owner.
“I can’t believe you just did that to me! Talk about a violation!”
His owner reminds him that the bath was necessary because, well, Oakley stunk.
But that reasoning didn’t sit well with Oakley.
He took the remark as a personal insult, clearly offended that his natural dog aroma wasn’t being appreciated.
How dare his owner say such a thing?
Not one to be outdone, Oakley decided to retaliate by shaking himself off—right next to his owner.
It was a classic move and sweet revenge.
After all, if Oakley had to suffer through a bath, it was only fair that his owner got a taste of what it felt like, right?
One of the funniest moments in the video comes when Oakley points out, in utter disbelief, that even his “BUTT” is wet.
You can almost hear the indignation in his voice as he hops around, trying to get his owner’s sympathy.
And just when you think Oakley’s had enough, he goes for the heartstrings, claiming, “You don’t know what it’s like.”
Of course, his owner responds with the ultimate comeback: “Um, I have a shower every day…”
Poor Oakley can’t believe his dad just doesn’t get it!
Oakley’s hilarious meltdown has captured the hearts of millions, racking up over 11 million views on YouTube.
It’s the kind of video you can watch over and over, and it still cracks you up.
One viewer perfectly summed it up, saying, “This makes me laugh no matter how many times I watch it!”
Another fan couldn’t agree more, commenting, “Still one of my favorite things on the internet. The dubbing is so good and the little guy is just beyond this world adorable. Absolutely brightens up my day.”
Watch Oakley’s hilarious reaction to being wet in the video below!
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